I was laying in bed on night and heard footsteps along the drive way, I peered out my front window to see 6 uniform officers surrounding the house and down to the backyard. It turns out a man named Roger Moore had been living under my floorboards and managed to score himself a rug and a couch (and a whole lot of needles) 
Sadly the police asked if I wanted to press charges and I said no, I'd like to give him some left over dinner and let him be. The neighbours did not agree so this is for you 'Rodger' 

Katherine Jameson